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(Dark) Comedy Feb 22, 2007 15:15:31 GMT -5

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Post by chero on Feb 22, 2007 15:15:31 GMT -5

"Dark"! Get it? No Sunshine, so it's dark. *cricket noises*

Anyways, the US release date speculation is depressing so I've decided to make a thread to help any affected fan to smile again and to try to contain all of the negativity. Remember, there are members on this forum from all over the globe so please be considerate and vent here instead of every thread you post on. I'll start...

Funny adverts:

"Want to witness a cinematic masterpiece, Americans? Watch Danny Boyle's Sunshine, which arrives in the theaters on ~~October 2006~~ ~~March 16, 2007~~ ~~Spring 2007~~ Fall 2007!"

"Sunshine, the film of the year! - Rolling Stone, 2008"

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Thread Disclaimer: DO NOT by any means refer to Gia (SunshineDNA) in a negative manner. They are not responsible for the actions of Fox Searchlight.

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brittany Brilliant Admin Posts: 1,928	(Dark) Comedy Feb 22, 2007 15:16:28 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by brittany on Feb 22, 2007 15:16:28 GMT -5 Now that my friends is what I call a "Teaser Poster."
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Amanda Moderator Posts: 509	(Dark) Comedy Feb 22, 2007 16:31:08 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Amanda on Feb 22, 2007 16:31:08 GMT -5 LOL, especially at the onesheet.
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(Dark) Comedy Feb 22, 2007 18:31:38 GMT -5

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Post by punctuator on Feb 22, 2007 18:31:38 GMT -5

Hey, it's a TRADE AD! Scroll slooowly, kids!

******

[glow=red,2,300]REVEL...[/glow]

... in the [glow=red,2,300]BOREDOM[/glow]

[glow=red,2,300]EXULT...[/glow]

... in the [glow=red,2,300]TEDIUM[/glow]

[glow=red,2,300]SHARE...[/glow]

... in the [glow=red,2,300]EYE-CROSSING FRUSTRATION[/glow] ...

... OF A LONG, LONG, LOOOOOOONG SPACE MISSION ...

WELCOME, AMERICA

TO

ICARUS II

******

Fox Searchlight is proud to present Sunshine, a film by Danny Boyle

maybe

(the "present" part, not the "Danny Boyle" part)

coming

(we would say "soon," but the people in Legal will see this)

to a theatre near you

(relatively speaking)

within the next fifty years

(that's almost like "soon," isn't it?)

because we should release it

before

the sun burns out

so that

we have enough revenue on hand

to begin

production on

FILMS THAT MATTER

like

ALIENSES VERSUS PREDATORSIES XXVI

Thank you.

Amanda Moderator Posts: 509	(Dark) Comedy Feb 22, 2007 18:37:20 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Amanda on Feb 22, 2007 18:37:20 GMT -5 applauds
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chero Brilliant Admin Kaneda 2.0 Posts: 2,009	(Dark) Comedy Feb 22, 2007 19:51:03 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by chero on Feb 22, 2007 19:51:03 GMT -5 Good points, punctuator! I had a blast reading it! Very funny!!
	"Ah! Zero gravity is cool! G Force on you is like..." "Really? Ah!" Sunshine Fan Online // uCillian // Star Trek Zero

kagerou Pilot Posts: 259	(Dark) Comedy Feb 23, 2007 1:03:24 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kagerou on Feb 23, 2007 1:03:24 GMT -5 Wow, you guys totally accomplished the comedy part. Sure as hell made me smile.
	I don't want to go, but if I die young, fill my empty room with the sun

sunshinedna Shining Mod "We fight, fight and fight... and then we die. Nothing you can do will change that story." Posts: 422	(Dark) Comedy Feb 23, 2007 14:31:14 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sunshinedna on Feb 23, 2007 14:31:14 GMT -5 My contribution: Heh.

IIC Doctor Someone please justify my childhood! Posts: 112	(Dark) Comedy Feb 23, 2007 15:35:52 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by IIC on Feb 23, 2007 15:35:52 GMT -5 I laugh out loud on that one Gia.
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filmbuff Doctor Posts: 106	(Dark) Comedy Feb 23, 2007 18:01:24 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by filmbuff on Feb 23, 2007 18:01:24 GMT -5 28 Weeks Late - I almost peed in my pants, Gia. This is a good thread - I need to laugh about this disappointment.

kagerou Pilot Posts: 259	(Dark) Comedy Feb 23, 2007 18:40:00 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kagerou on Feb 23, 2007 18:40:00 GMT -5 Good job, Gia! ;D
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nimue Physicist Hope is faith holding out its hand in the dark of the night. Posts: 820	(Dark) Comedy Jun 20, 2007 2:13:34 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by nimue on Jun 20, 2007 2:13:34 GMT -5 Gia... that made me ROLFLOL... almost literally.
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massiefan Captain Realistic, ain't it? Posts: 1,080	(Dark) Comedy Jun 20, 2007 22:26:31 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by massiefan on Jun 20, 2007 22:26:31 GMT -5 about a million lolz, you guys! these are great! beams
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