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Post by brittany on Sept 24, 2007 12:07:18 GMT -5
Humor: 'SUNSHINE' ISN'T SHEDDING ANY NEW LIGHT ON THE MOVIE INDUSTRYA big bomb to reignite the sun? Nothing like a little doom and gloom to get you going in the morning.By PAUL ZIMMERMAN, Contributing Editor Published 9/21/2007 --- SUNSHINE EXT: DEEP SPACE -- 50 YEARS IN THE FUTURE A really, really, really big space ship comes into view. Slowly the camera pans into a bridge window where we find CILLIAN MURPHY, TROY GARITY and MICHELLE YEOH. MURPHY All right crew it’s time you knew the nature of our mission. GARITY We have a mission? I thought we had just been banished into space for some crimes against cinema. MURPHY Really? Do tell. GARITY Well, I figured I’m here because I starred in too many obscure film festival films, Michelle because she kicks Jackie Chan’s ass to many times and you because you’re so scary as a leading man. MURPHY But I AM the leading man in this... YEOH Enough! Would you just tell us our mission. MURPHY Sure. The sun is dying so we’re going to blow it back to life with a really big bomb. GARITY Seriously. What is our mission? MURPHY I am serious, this whole ship is a bomb. YEOH I’m getting a bad feeling about this. GARITY No way, the director is the guy who did TRAINSPOTTING and 28 DAY LATER and you’re telling us we’re in an art house version of Armageddon. MURPHY Well, yeah. GARITY Well screw you LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE. Garity opens a hatch and dives into the sun. THE END Source
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Post by Starry_MelC on Sept 24, 2007 18:50:12 GMT -5
I'd say no, it's a bit lame. Although I did like the "because she kicks Jackie Chan's ass to many times", I totally agree.
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Post by chero on Sept 24, 2007 21:04:49 GMT -5
Paul was not too 'bright' when he put this script together...
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Post by Starry_MelC on Sept 24, 2007 23:05:03 GMT -5
Paul was not too 'bright' when he put this script together... haha... I love the pun!
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Post by cococi on Sept 28, 2007 15:23:19 GMT -5
who wrote that crap again ? if its some kind of spoof than it SUCKS but it attempts funny ...
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Post by warduria on Oct 26, 2009 4:10:59 GMT -5
I'd say no, it's a bit lame. Although I did like the "because she kicks Jackie Chan's ass to many times", I totally agree. I tend to agree with you. _______________________ Little Tom: Your mother wants you to take home two and a half men and two and a half men dvd. Be quick, she is waiting.
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