Post by solaris on Apr 29, 2007 22:29:14 GMT -5
Not sure these belong in fanfiction, but it was the best place I could think of. Just a few random drabble things that drifted through my head...very dorky, but still possibly amusing to some. I haven't seen the movie, obviously.
The first will be funniest if you have seen "Serenity", although I think it's pretty cute even without. It was inspired by Amanda's Blog Against Sexism at "Amanda on Pluto". I totally agree with the point she made there, but her desription of the other review did get me to wondering just why a "pretty young girl" would come to visit Capa in the middle of the night. Here's what I came up with.
Also, I came up with some alternate endings to the "Are you scared?" conversation.
*sigh* I know, I know. But we do what we can to enterain ourselves until it comes out. I'll have something really good for you very soon!
The first will be funniest if you have seen "Serenity", although I think it's pretty cute even without. It was inspired by Amanda's Blog Against Sexism at "Amanda on Pluto". I totally agree with the point she made there, but her desription of the other review did get me to wondering just why a "pretty young girl" would come to visit Capa in the middle of the night. Here's what I came up with.
CASSIE: *knocking* Robert! It's me!
CAPA: *waking* Huh, wha?
CASSIE: It's Cassie.
CAPA: Oh...um, come in.
*she enters*
CAPA: What's going on?
CASSIE: The capatain and I were on night watch and...we've found the Icarus.
CAPA: Oh, my God!
CASSIE: I know! I'm just letting everyone know.
CAPA: Why didn't you just use the intercom system?
CASSIE:...
CASSIE Anyway, there's a problem. The Icarus has sustained a lot of damage, so we're trying to figure out how to dock with it without damaging both ships even more. That could get interesting.
CAPA:...
CAPA: Define "interesting"...
CAPA: *waking* Huh, wha?
CASSIE: It's Cassie.
CAPA: Oh...um, come in.
*she enters*
CAPA: What's going on?
CASSIE: The capatain and I were on night watch and...we've found the Icarus.
CAPA: Oh, my God!
CASSIE: I know! I'm just letting everyone know.
CAPA: Why didn't you just use the intercom system?
CASSIE:...
CASSIE Anyway, there's a problem. The Icarus has sustained a lot of damage, so we're trying to figure out how to dock with it without damaging both ships even more. That could get interesting.
CAPA:...
CAPA: Define "interesting"...
Also, I came up with some alternate endings to the "Are you scared?" conversation.
If there wera a Sunshine/Firefly crossover.
KAYLEE: Are you scared?
CAPA: No.
KAYLEE: Well, why not!?!?! I thought you were the smart one. I'm about to p*ss myself over here.
And for the 28DL fans,.
CASSIE: Are you scared?
CAPA: No.
CASSIE: Why not?
CAPA: Because it's not al f*cked. Didn't you see the other movie?
KAYLEE: Are you scared?
CAPA: No.
KAYLEE: Well, why not!?!?! I thought you were the smart one. I'm about to p*ss myself over here.
And for the 28DL fans,.
CASSIE: Are you scared?
CAPA: No.
CASSIE: Why not?
CAPA: Because it's not al f*cked. Didn't you see the other movie?
*sigh* I know, I know. But we do what we can to enterain ourselves until it comes out. I'll have something really good for you very soon!