Post by brittany on Feb 6, 2007 19:31:38 GMT -5
Here is my sad attempt of adding humor to this Sci-Fi/Fantasy/Suspense/Thriller/Everything Else movie. Please don't think the characters actually behave like this, because it's pretty much based on randomness and... yeah, randomness. So here it is and if you need me to rate it, then I will rate it R. It's not because of its "violent content and language" ...hmm maybe language but it's not because of that! It's rated R for Really Random! Enjoy!
+ Icarus II and one half +
Mace: Alright crew, we have a serious problem. I checked the thing we call an engine on this here spaceship and the screws are a bit loose.
Harvey: Um, sooo what's the problem, Mr. Engineer?
Mace: Don't start this, Harvey. I'm not in the mood. Anyways, it's not any ordinary prob--
Trey breathes heavily, nearly fainting.
Mace stares at Trey. "...is there a problem over there?"
Trey: ...Damn... mustard jar.... -tries to open the lid again.
Searle: Damnit, Trey! Mace is discussing important matters that could really endanger our lives and you're fussin' with the mustard jar!? Food can wait!
Trey finally manages to open the mustard jar but it sprays all over the place.
Corazon: Wow. Nice one, Trey. -stares at the glass radar(?)
Searle: Oh no he didn't!
Trey: I did... sorry. -hides himself behind Cassie and Capa.
Mace: ANYWAYS, it's more than a wrench job. I need two volunteers to check on the exterior of the engine to see if there's any space debris that's loosing it up. Kaneda can't go becau---
Kaneda: Don't give me that crap, Mace. I'm goin' and no one will stop me. I'm the best one here at adapting to the space environment and most familiar with the equipment. Now who's coming with me?
Crickets can be heard. Capa moves slightly, making a soft screeching noise on the tile floor.
Mace: Thanks for volunteering, Capa. Now off you two go.
Capa thinks to himself, "Great... now what did I get myself into?"
Searle: Okay, before anyone leaves this room, I want to get something straight. I want you people to get serious about this sun dying issue and just wake up *cough* Trey *cough*. Also, DO NOT disturb me when I am meditating! I'm the doctor around here and you sick people have tired the wits out of me so I need my peace for this one day. Got it?
All: Got it!
+ 25 minutes later +
Kaneda: Alright, just keep my cool and everything will be fine. I think I'm floating in the right direction...
Kaneda: Man, space isn't all that bad. It's actually quite beautiful out here. Gosh, where is Capa?
+ Back at the Icarus +
Capa struggles with his oversized helmut. "Gosh, darn it! Why isn't this dumb suit cooperating with me? Of course, out of all the suits here, Kaneda takes the one with the directions on it..."
Capa struggles some more and decides to call it quits. "Forget this!! I'm going back to my room! Two people my @$$! It only takes one person to check the dumb engine out there." -stumbles out of the room madly.
---
Searle: Finally, some peace and quiet... -relaxes
Searle takes a deep breath and sighs. "I'll just clear my mind and forget about all of our troubles... huh?"
Searle: What the --?
Kaneda taps on the glass. "Hey, Searle! You probably can't hear me, but I think you stress too much. Take a chill pill, Bill! HAHA!"
Searle: This is not happening to me!!! -weeps
Kaneda taps the glass again. "I see you!" -smiles
Searle: Will somebody please cut my oxygen supply when I sleep tonight? ...please?
TO BE CONTINUED.... or not
+ Icarus II and one half +
Mace: Alright crew, we have a serious problem. I checked the thing we call an engine on this here spaceship and the screws are a bit loose.
Harvey: Um, sooo what's the problem, Mr. Engineer?
Mace: Don't start this, Harvey. I'm not in the mood. Anyways, it's not any ordinary prob--
Trey breathes heavily, nearly fainting.
Mace stares at Trey. "...is there a problem over there?"
Trey: ...Damn... mustard jar.... -tries to open the lid again.
Searle: Damnit, Trey! Mace is discussing important matters that could really endanger our lives and you're fussin' with the mustard jar!? Food can wait!
Trey finally manages to open the mustard jar but it sprays all over the place.
Corazon: Wow. Nice one, Trey. -stares at the glass radar(?)
Searle: Oh no he didn't!
Trey: I did... sorry. -hides himself behind Cassie and Capa.
Mace: ANYWAYS, it's more than a wrench job. I need two volunteers to check on the exterior of the engine to see if there's any space debris that's loosing it up. Kaneda can't go becau---
Kaneda: Don't give me that crap, Mace. I'm goin' and no one will stop me. I'm the best one here at adapting to the space environment and most familiar with the equipment. Now who's coming with me?
Crickets can be heard. Capa moves slightly, making a soft screeching noise on the tile floor.
Mace: Thanks for volunteering, Capa. Now off you two go.
Capa thinks to himself, "Great... now what did I get myself into?"
Searle: Okay, before anyone leaves this room, I want to get something straight. I want you people to get serious about this sun dying issue and just wake up *cough* Trey *cough*. Also, DO NOT disturb me when I am meditating! I'm the doctor around here and you sick people have tired the wits out of me so I need my peace for this one day. Got it?
All: Got it!
+ 25 minutes later +
Kaneda: Alright, just keep my cool and everything will be fine. I think I'm floating in the right direction...
Kaneda: Man, space isn't all that bad. It's actually quite beautiful out here. Gosh, where is Capa?
+ Back at the Icarus +
Capa struggles with his oversized helmut. "Gosh, darn it! Why isn't this dumb suit cooperating with me? Of course, out of all the suits here, Kaneda takes the one with the directions on it..."
Capa struggles some more and decides to call it quits. "Forget this!! I'm going back to my room! Two people my @$$! It only takes one person to check the dumb engine out there." -stumbles out of the room madly.
---
Searle: Finally, some peace and quiet... -relaxes
Searle takes a deep breath and sighs. "I'll just clear my mind and forget about all of our troubles... huh?"
Searle: What the --?
Kaneda taps on the glass. "Hey, Searle! You probably can't hear me, but I think you stress too much. Take a chill pill, Bill! HAHA!"
Searle: This is not happening to me!!! -weeps
Kaneda taps the glass again. "I see you!" -smiles
Searle: Will somebody please cut my oxygen supply when I sleep tonight? ...please?
TO BE CONTINUED.... or not