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Post by Starry_MelC on Aug 23, 2007 4:17:11 GMT -5
Which got me into thinking... if they did make love in the Oxygen Garden... wouldn't that a bit too risky when there are cameras in there? Maybe that's how Mace found out? Ooh... I'm definitely gonna write a fanfic about this. The same thing I was thinking earlier on... And I think if Corazon finds out, she's gonna be VERY VERY angry... and probably start throwing tomatoes at them and say something like "hey, go fool around in your own room!" or start practicing Pilates on Capa..  |
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Post by chero on Aug 23, 2007 10:48:40 GMT -5
Which got me into thinking... if they did make love in the Oxygen Garden... wouldn't that a bit too risky when there are cameras in there? Maybe that's how Mace found out? Ooh... I'm definitely gonna write a fanfic about this. The same thing I was thinking earlier on... And I think if Corazon finds out, she's gonna be VERY VERY angry... and probably start throwing tomatoes at them and say something like "hey, go fool around in your own room!" or start practicing Pilates on Capa.. No, Corazon won't be angry. Heck, I think the scene will go like this: The flight deck is emptier than usual. Corazon scans the monitors routinely and freezes when she sees Capa and Cassie on one of them. "Oh, no... do you think they saw us?"
The Captain grins handsomely. "I won't tell if you don't." Oops! Wrong thread.  |
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Post by kaliszewski on Aug 23, 2007 20:46:11 GMT -5
Or... ... okay, this is naughty. NAUGHTY, I say--! ... our resident horndog physicist completely misinterprets Corazon's Pilates moves (keep in mind, this is a unique and deadly form of full-contact Pilates ), which leads to Icarus -- our completely objective, utterly not-jealous-of-Corazon computer-- innocently informing Kaneda on the flight deck:  Warning: There is a three-way in the Oxygen Garden.Kaneda amps his Zen death-stare to "eleven" and heads for the garden. Mace grabs some popcorn and a six-pack of beer and goes after him. Trey switches the flight deck's monitors over to their in-house paradise and presses "Record".... Oh, boy.... |
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Post by Starry_MelC on Aug 23, 2007 20:48:13 GMT -5
No, Corazon won't be angry. Heck, I think the scene will go like this: The flight deck is emptier than usual. Corazon scans the monitors routinely and freezes when she sees Capa and Cassie on one of them. "Oh, no... do you think they saw us?"
The Captain grins handsomely. "I won't tell if you don't." Oops! Wrong thread. *gasps*  That scene will never leave my mind!!! Or... ... okay, this is naughty. NAUGHTY, I say--! ... our resident horndog physicist completely misinterprets Corazon's Pilates moves (keep in mind, this is a unique and deadly form of full-contact Pilates ), which leads to Icarus -- our completely objective, utterly not-jealous-of-Corazon computer-- innocently informing Kaneda on the flight deck: Warning: There is a three-way in the Oxygen Garden.Kaneda amps his Zen death-stare to "eleven" and heads for the garden. Mace grabs some popcorn and a six-pack of beer and goes after him. Trey switches the flight deck's monitors over to their in-house paradise and presses "Record".... Oh, boy.... Oh my.....  Capa's gonna be in trouble!!!  |
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Post by brittany on Aug 23, 2007 21:14:09 GMT -5
I LOVE IT ALL!  |
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Post by chero on Aug 23, 2007 21:37:38 GMT -5
Or... ... okay, this is naughty. NAUGHTY, I say--! ... our resident horndog physicist completely misinterprets Corazon's Pilates moves (keep in mind, this is a unique and deadly form of full-contact Pilates ), which leads to Icarus -- our completely objective, utterly not-jealous-of-Corazon computer-- innocently informing Kaneda on the flight deck: Warning: There is a three-way in the Oxygen Garden.Kaneda amps his Zen death-stare to "eleven" and heads for the garden. Mace grabs some popcorn and a six-pack of beer and goes after him. Trey switches the flight deck's monitors over to their in-house paradise and presses "Record".... Oh, boy.... I love this, Kali!  I can actually see this happening. |
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Post by nimue on Aug 24, 2007 0:17:39 GMT -5
Or... ... okay, this is naughty. NAUGHTY, I say--! ... our resident horndog physicist completely misinterprets Corazon's Pilates moves (keep in mind, this is a unique and deadly form of full-contact Pilates ), which leads to Icarus -- our completely objective, utterly not-jealous-of-Corazon computer-- innocently informing Kaneda on the flight deck: Warning: There is a three-way in the Oxygen Garden.Kaneda amps his Zen death-stare to "eleven" and heads for the garden. Mace grabs some popcorn and a six-pack of beer and goes after him. Trey switches the flight deck's monitors over to their in-house paradise and presses "Record".... Oh, boy.... Alright! Action, love triangles, misunderstandings, comedy and sex videos! |
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Post by TheLovecraftFactor on Aug 24, 2007 0:35:30 GMT -5
Or... ... okay, this is naughty. NAUGHTY, I say--! ... our resident horndog physicist completely misinterprets Corazon's Pilates moves (keep in mind, this is a unique and deadly form of full-contact Pilates ), which leads to Icarus -- our completely objective, utterly not-jealous-of-Corazon computer-- innocently informing Kaneda on the flight deck: Warning: There is a three-way in the Oxygen Garden.Kaneda amps his Zen death-stare to "eleven" and heads for the garden. Mace grabs some popcorn and a six-pack of beer and goes after him. Trey switches the flight deck's monitors over to their in-house paradise and presses "Record".... Oh, boy.... Alright! Action, love triangles, misunderstandings, comedy and sex videos! ...And then there's Harvey, who watches the whole thing play out, and then writes the following letter to his wife: "Hey, honey. I've got quite an interesting story to tell you. You know those cheesy soap operas you love so much? Well, the tale I'm about to tell you is sure to leave all those other overblown stories in the dust. Okay, it goes something like this..."  |
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Post by nimue on Aug 25, 2007 3:10:48 GMT -5
.. in which his wife, after reading the whole letter, screams... "For the love of all things good, who is the father?!"
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Post by kaliszewski on Aug 27, 2007 6:36:55 GMT -5
Guess it had to happen. Wrote a Capsie fic. As in, a [glow=red,2,300]CAPSIE[/glow] fic. Insert wink-wink, nudge-nudge here. It's over in the Adult section. Cassie and Capa visit a certain horticultural haven aboard ship, and it's not to help Corazon thin out those pesky tomatoes.... Fire up the old  , kids: it's time to go "Gardening".... |
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Post by brittany on Aug 27, 2007 7:55:44 GMT -5
I went to the "Garden" and there were no weeds. |
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Post by aroreiel on Aug 27, 2007 19:25:09 GMT -5
Gardening. Hmmmm...is that what they're calling it now?  |
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Post by chero on Aug 27, 2007 21:17:09 GMT -5
I'm in love with "Gardening," but I'm jealous of the "hoe." I really didn't mean it, Cassie! It was just a play on words. Other people were doing it so... please don't hit me!  |
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Post by kaliszewski on Aug 27, 2007 21:51:38 GMT -5
Should my ears be pink because I wrote something kinky (if, I hope, affectionate and sweet, too) and actually posted it or because I've opened up a whole new awful world of PUNS--?!? Corazon comments casually over breakfast: "There's been something a little odd popping up near the ferns. I've got the pruning shears all sharpened up and ready to go."
Kaneda half looks up from a stack of reports he's reading while he eats. "Whatever it is, it's better to make sure. Maybe you should dig it out by the roots."
"Do we have weedkiller on board?" Harvey asks.
"I don't think I'll need weedkiller for this," Corazon replies. "It's not that big a deal."
"'Cause if it is," Mace chimes in, around a mouthful of toast, "I can whip you up some napalm, no problem. Burn the little sucker out."
"Oh, don't worry." Corazon looks pointedly at the two who most pointedly aren't sitting next to each other. "I'll nip it in the bud."
Cassie purses her lips and puts down her spoo[n]. Capa has a very clear mental image of himself fainting into his oatmeal.... ;D |
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Post by chero on Aug 27, 2007 22:08:20 GMT -5
Very cute, Kali.  And yes, what you wrote is affectionate and sweet also. Don't mind my stupid wordplay. |
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Capa's gonna be in trouble!!! 
