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Post by nimue on Aug 27, 2007 23:20:50 GMT -5
Indeed - it was so ironic since he was supposed to be an Atheist.
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Post by massiefan on Aug 31, 2007 23:26:41 GMT -5
Not really. I'm an athiest and I say 'Oh my God' all the time.
Sorry, off-topic.
Corazon would never say: ...I like FIRE. It's so...pretty.
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Post by kaliszewski on Sept 1, 2007 7:18:27 GMT -5
Harvey would never get stuck at the first part of the "I volunteer...." game. F'r instance:
KANEDA: We must fix the primary framiwhatzit ancillary to the whoozyfroozis on the outside of the ship. This is a PREPOSTEROUSLY DANGEROUS JOB. Volunteers...?
HARVEY: I volunteer....
KANEDA: Okay, you're it. Let's go.
[At the AIRLOCK, MACE helps HARVEY suit up.]
MACE: Broad hint, man: you're supposed to say you volunteer Capa.
HARVEY: ... d'oh--! [Panics; looks desperately at KANEDA as MACE pulls the top of HARVEY's helmet shut.] Wait--! [We hear a muffled "DO-OVER!" from HARVEY's closed helmet; KANEDA, however, does not....]
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Post by nimue on Sept 3, 2007 23:11:47 GMT -5
Mace would never say, "Cassie... is that my skirt?!"
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Post by volg on Sept 6, 2007 1:00:33 GMT -5
Mace would never say (to Cassie after Kaneda dies ): Mace: Hey Cassie, i know what will cheer you up : D *puts on a banana costume* Mace: It's peanut butter jelly time! =D! Peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly!..
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Post by nimue on Sept 11, 2007 23:11:13 GMT -5
volg, that was hilarious! Here's a LY for making me lol!
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Post by TheLovecraftFactor on Sept 16, 2007 19:33:29 GMT -5
Corazon would never say "Hmmm...the Garden looks just a little too perfect to me... Okay, what's missing here... Oh, I know!! I'll just plant a couple of ugly, useless weeds here and there, and then it'll be truly perfect..."Capa would never say (as he fiddles with the control device for the Stellar Bomb) "Hey...I never noticed that (sees little black button hidden among red switches) there before...I wonder what it does..."(He presses the black button. Immediately, loud sirens erupt throughout the ship) Icarus II: Warning...Stellar Bomb activated...override disabled...detonation in 5 seconds...4...3...2...1...Capa (annoyed): "Ah, hell..."
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Post by insanity on Jan 4, 2008 6:15:59 GMT -5
Capa would never say "I'm sorry Corazon, my bomb is taking up way too many resources. Lets divert everything to sustaining your garden, especially Boo-Bumkins"
Cassie would never say "It's okay, Trey, Kaneda, Searle and Harvey were oxygen wasters anyway!"
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Post by Starshine on Jan 4, 2008 7:24:51 GMT -5
Cassie would never pick up Pinbackers arm and say: "Capa, Capa! I will kill you...urghhh!"
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Post by kaliszewski on Jan 4, 2008 8:13:15 GMT -5
Nor would she be likely to snap, "Hey, char-nuts! Fetch!" at Pinbacker whilst flinging his arm off the payload's high side.... ...
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Post by chero on Jan 4, 2008 12:53:14 GMT -5
Icarus would never say, "You are reaching above recommended body temperature, Kaneda. Warning, unable to cool down suit interior. Warning, disabling crew command to open airlock door. Warning, mission to fix solar heat shields postponed. Damn, Kaneda, you are hot!!" ...
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insanity
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Post by insanity on Jan 7, 2008 3:13:27 GMT -5
Searle would never say "It's a trifle warm in here, Icarus turn the heating down"
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Post by nimue on Jan 8, 2008 3:29:05 GMT -5
Icarus would never say, "You are reaching above recommended body temperature, Kaneda. Warning, unable to cool down suit interior. Warning, disabling crew command to open airlock door. Warning, mission to fix solar heat shields postponed. Damn, Kaneda, you are hot!!" ... Chero... it somehow occured to me that Icarus might just say that. I mean, even a machine won't be able to deny the truth. Ahihi. Capa would never dance hip-hop and rap stuff like, "My bomb jigiity is the bomb diggity, word?"
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insanity
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Post by insanity on Jan 12, 2008 22:38:29 GMT -5
Icarus would never say, "You are reaching above recommended body temperature, Kaneda. Warning, unable to cool down suit interior. Warning, disabling crew command to open airlock door. Warning, mission to fix solar heat shields postponed. Damn, Kaneda, you are hot!!" ... Chero... it somehow occured to me that Icarus might just say that. I mean, even a machine won't be able to deny the truth. Ahihi. Capa would never dance hip-hop and rap stuff like, "My bomb jigiity is the bomb diggity, word?" //That made me laugh, really hard!
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Post by TheLovecraftFactor on Mar 24, 2008 2:50:55 GMT -5
This one is both long and long-winded...please bear with me... Mace, Corazon and Capa would never say: Mace: "... ... ..."Capa: "Is that the apology?"Mace: "Yeah..."Capa: "Consider it accepted..."Mace: "Okay..."(Mace walks off. Corazon watches him for a moment, frowns deeply, then follows him. Once she catches up to him, she reaches out and firmly grabs his ear. The resulting scream can be heard throughout the entire Garden.) Mace: "OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL?! CORRIE, WHY DID YOU JUST DO THAT?!"Corazon (icily): " You call THAT an apology?! Get your ass back in there and apologize to Capa properly...NOW!!"Mace (disbelievingly): "What?! Corrie, I told him already...you can't make me --"(Corrie pulls on Mace's ear... hard. He screams again.) Mace: "AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! ALL RIGHT!! ALL RIGHT!! I'LL DO IT...JUST LET GO OF MY DAMN EAR ALREADY!!"(Releasing his ear, Corazon pushes Mace back to where Capa was sitting. He stares at them with a neutral expression.) Corazon: "Capa, Mace has something he wants to say to you. (She prods Mace forcefully.) Go ahead, Mace."Mace (quietly): "...I'm...I...maybe I should say..."Capa: "..." Corazon (annoyed): "MACE!!!"Mace (slowly): "Okay, okay, fine... Capa, I...apologize...my attack on you was unprovoked and unwarranted...I...hope you can forgive me..."Capa: "... ..." Corazon (impatient): "Capa, he's apologizing to you...at the very least, you could acknowledge him."Capa: "All right...like I said before, I accept your apology."Mace: "Fine."Corazon: " There. Now, that wasn't so bad, was it?"Capa and Mace: "..." Like I said: long-winded...
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